I've encountered many weirdos in this city and here I came across again.

I was taking a bus on the way to Maggie' place on sat...
I sat on the upper deck listening to my ipod, watching the Christmasty decor through the window...


A guy sitting in front of me turned around, "sorry... i'm just praying".

I didn't hear him quite well cause I was on my earphones.
"It's alright. I didn't hear it anyway." Then I put my earphones on again. I wanted to ask if he's a christian. This guy turned and said the same thing again... I felt strange and went, "that's ok..."

I found him very strange cause he said "im just praying with myself" in the end. Why "with myself"??

After 5 seconds, my eyeballs nearly rolled out... I saw him playing with his "private part" on the seat!!! Holy crap! I started to realise that he actually said, "playing" not "praying"!!!


PG: sensitive encrypted scene below!



£$^%&*(&^%!!!!! What the hell was he doing?? "Are you not upset?" he said. (Crap...how dare him!!) "Yes, I'm upset." I raised my voice with rage, "I'M REALLY UPSET AND IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!" The weirdo then got off the bus in the next stop...



He just pissed me off. Imagine someone masturbating on the bus in front of you. Hey don't ask me why I could see his xxxx behind the seat. (answer: he's a black man so think about it) What a pathetic wanker!!

Well, I'm not really angry... it's funny when I think back cause I mistook his "playing" as "praying"! LOL... It went to the opposite!!!